i saw cinderella today,
she was wearing a pink dress.
she said she was hungry for Ban Mian,
so i went to get her some boards (english for Ban).
she went to the toilet,
and realised a guy was pee-ing,
so she started crying and called for her fairy god mother.
the guy turned around and she realised he WAS her fairy god mother.
"my name is coco, c - o - c - o that's how it goes, yo yo" said the fairy gay mother, oops i meant the god mother.
so fairy gm took her wand(again, every pun intended) and gave Cinderella a p***s.


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Cinderella was very happy, and started pulling on her d**k in and out, hardening.
Alright this is getting dirty but she has to go on moaning away "oh yes!"
now came the, quote on quote, handsome prince who appears to have bo*bs.
Big bo*bs, damn big bo*obs! Cinderella started playing with them and the prince started playing with Cinderella's d**k.
"that's the longest i've seen" said the prince, who was actually a b***la - and suddenly the prince's bo*bs fell out.
they were actually porcupines.
the porcupines got angry and shot their spikes all over cinderella and pierced both her eyes.
one of the porcupines bit her pe**s, and the other bit the b*lls, ding dong b*lls.
they were screaming blue murder, just then the fairy god mother gave them a magickal potion.
In split seconds, Cinderella lost her b*lls, and the prince lost his bo*bs, and they lived happily ever after.